WTF?: Shear Genius…
WTF? I watch a lot of reality shows. A LOT. But this? Come on. Seriously Bravo? I dont understand how you seriously even expect to call this a show. Its a bunch of ass hats doing peoples hair. And the challenges are so retarded. Like for example, I heard the first challenge was to cut peoples hair…….BLINDFOLDED. WTF? What shear genius came up with that one? What talent does this show about a hairdresser? When will they ever have to cut someone’s hair without the sense of SIGHT!
The whole reason for this blog is because I was changing channels while i was on the elliptic machine at the gym, and out of the 8 channels my gym offers, this was the only one with programming somewhat even watchable. (yes….THATS how horrible all the channel choices are…that SHEAR GENIUS was the top choice for programming.) And i have to watch with closed captioning because i listen to music. And all i saw was a challenge involving doing someone’s hair for the red carpet. Ok so it wasn’t as bad as the stevie wonder challenge, but still pretty horrible all around. Every single person said the same thing as the hair went down the runway. No joke. I read this line about 8 times in a row.
“When I saw my hairstyle come down the runway, I couldnt have been happier. I thought it looked sheik, elegant, and classy. Just like you would imagine a red carpet hairstyle would be.”
WTF? Couldnt you feed different lines to your contestants, bravo? I mean, big brother can do it. So why cant you.
And I honestly dont see how the viewer at home is supposed to know that “oh this is a great cut” or “oh that one isnt done that well”. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT! At least with americas next top model, you can pick out who is gonna be in the top just by seeing the pictures. But hairstyles…..WTF?
At least its not as bad as GROOMER HAS IT. Yes, its a real show. Google it. Ill leave you with this parting clip from groomer has it. ”im just at a loss for words…”
Tags: bravo, Groomer Has It, Shear Genius, WTF
You can comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.